someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
how does one not reblog this
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
Instead of beer pong we play battle shots.
religous beliefs: sloth in a onesie
political views: two sloths in a onesie
Because everyone needs more cute puppies with outfits on their dash. :)
THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
IT STARTED OFF OK BUT THEN GOT INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING
ADD FIRE TO CHEMICALS AND THEY GROW LEGS